Saturday, March 22, 2003

Creature

Found a small creature on the floor this morning.

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I don't even know how did that creature get into my clinic. Maybe it has lost its way.

But that's the least I care. Now the big problem : "What should I do with it?"

Thanks to SuZen, I found this.

But where do I find three of them? Maybe I can hang this one up and torture it. Then hopefully its daddy and mommy will come... :-/

Friday, March 21, 2003

´ó±ã

ĸÇ× : "Ò½Éú, ÎÒµÄ baby ´ó±ã²»ÊǺÜÃÀßÖ."

Dr. Liew : "ºÎÒÔ¼ûµÃ?"

ĸÇ× : "ÎÒ¼Ò¸ô±ÚµÄ baby ´ó±ãÒ»ÌõÒ»Ìõ, ¶øÎÒµÄ baby µÄ´ó±ãÈ´ÊÇÒ»Á£Ò»Á£, Ôõô°ì?"

Dr. Liew : "ÎÒ½¨ÒéÄã»Ø¼Ò¾ÙÐÐÒ»¸ö 'Ó¤¶ù´ó±ãÑ¡ÃÀÈü' ¿´ÏÂÄãµÄ baby Äõڼ¸Ãû."

Thursday, March 20, 2003

War Has Begun

The long awaited war has begun.

After missing the entire episode of Persian Gulf war (arghhh!), I plan to follow this one closely.
US Options





US Buildup





Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Hong Kong Doctors Identify Killer Virus

HONG KONG (Reuters) - Doctors in Hong Kong have identified the family of a deadly pneumonia virus that has killed 14 and put several hundred people in intensive care, even as the disease appeared to jump to China's capital on Wednesday.

Continue...
Microwave

Has it ever occured to you that you can turn your mom's microwave oven into a deadly weapon?

Microwave oven cooks your food for you by invisible high energy microwave. The user is protected from microwave energy by a metal mesh.

If a microwave oven door were to open while it was still on, what would happen? Could it hurt you?

Someone tried it before:

Well... Having the thought process that I have, kinda how should I put it...? Stupid? Or inventive or even in-between. Well, my microwave door did happen to come off. Magic Chef 900-watt microwave. Well, I did my best to try to fix it but the hinge on one side did not attach properly, therefore having a gap between the door and the appliance. Being me (stupid) I wondered if it would burn fast or would it gradually warm up. I slid my finger between... You probably dying to hear what happened... But it didn't gradually warm up at all. It was instant heat! It didn't scar me or anything like that, but sure scared the hell out of me to find out it got so hot so quick. I didn't get any blisters either. But it just burned like touching something hot on the tip of my finger being that is the only thing I put in.

Microwave radiation can heat body tissue the same way it heats food. Exposure to high levels of microwaves can cause a painful burn. The lens of the eye is particularly sensitive to intense heat, and exposure to high levels of microwaves can cause cataracts. Likewise, the testes are very sensitive to changes in temperature. Accidental exposure to high levels of microwave energy can alter or kill sperm, producing temporary sterility.

Don't operate the oven open. You're just asking for trouble. The oven will emit between 500 and 1100 watts of microwaves, depending on its rating, and you don't need to be exposed to such intense microwaves. The chamber effect is important; without the sealed chamber, the microwaves pass through the food only about once before heading off into the kitchen and you. The food won't cook well and you'll be bathed in the glow from a kilowatt source of invisible "light."

Have you ever wondered if you can disassemble a microwave oven, take the magnetron (microwave generator) out, leave it where you want it to be and you can fry some balls with it?

Hmm... :-/

If a microwave oven door were to open while it was still on, what would happen? Could it hurt you?

The microwaves would flow out of the oven's cooking chamber like light streaming out of a brightly illuminated mirrored box. If you were nearby, some of those microwaves would pass through you and your body would absorb some of them during their passage. This absorption would heat your tissue so that you would feel the warmth. In parts of your body that have rapid blood circulation, that heat would be distributed quickly to the rest of your body and you probably wouldn't suffer any rapid injuries. But in parts of your body that don't have good blood flow, such as the corneas of your eyes, tissue could heat quickly enough to be permanently damaged. In any case, you'd probably feel the warmth and realize that something was wrong before you suffered any substantial permanent injuries.

Cheh!

Tuesday, March 18, 2003

Time Flies

Because the mandarin orange that someone gave me for Chinese New Year got rotten. Its smelly sticky dark juice started leaking into the food tray. And the peanuts all 'masuk angin'.

RPCNs : "Eeeew!"
How To Handle Woman's Nagging

"Did you take the garbage out? Who left the seat up? What are you thinking about? Are you listening to me?" We all know the drill -- you come home from a night out with the guys and before you can make it to the john to evacuate those last few beers, it starts.

http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_60/86_dating_advice.html
Operation Desert Storm

On the morning of August 2, 1990 the mechanized infantry, armor, and tank units of the Iraqi Republican Guard invaded Kuwait and seized control of that country. The invasion triggered a United States response, Operation DESERT SHIELD, to deter any invasion of Kuwait's oil rich neighbor, Saudi Arabia.

On August 7, deployment of U.S. forces began. United Nations Security Council Resolutions 660 and 662 condemned Iraq's invasion and annexation and called for the immediate and unconditional withdrawal of Iraqi forces.

On August 20 President Bush signed National Security Directive 45, "U.S. Policy in Response to the Iraqi Invasion of Kuwait," outlining U.S. objectives - which included the "immediate, complete, and unconditional withdrawal of all Iraqi forces from Kuwait," and the "restoration of Kuwait's legitimate government to replace the puppet regime installed by Iraq."

A U.N. ultimatum, Security Council Resolution 678, followed on November 29, 1990. It stipulated that if Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein did not remove his troops from Kuwait by January 15, 1991 a U.S.-led coalition was authorized to drive them out.

Early in the morning of January 17, Baghdad time, the U.S.-led coalition launched air attacks against Iraqi targets.

On February 24, coalition ground forces begin their attack.

On February 27, Kuwait City was declared liberated, and with allied forces having driven well into Iraq, President Bush and his advisers decided to halt the war. A cease-fire took effect at 8:00 the following morning.

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB39/
Google

Wahahahahaha! My BIG name appears at number 2 on Google search!
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Monday, March 17, 2003

Antidepressant

Medical rep : "This new antidepressant hor, very good one ler, for your patients with depression. Only need to take once a day."

Dr. Liew : "Hmm... how much per tablet?"

Medical rep : "Very cheap only. RM8 per tablet."

Dr. Liew : "One tablet a day to start with. And after one week, usually we double the dosage, right?"

Medical rep : "Yup."

Dr. Liew : "That will become RM16 per day. One month 30 days. That will be nearly RM480 per month, right?"

Medical rep : "Yup."

Dr. Liew : "You siao ah? You think my patients print money one izzit? You want them to fork out extra RM500 per month for this new drug? They will only be more depressed."

Medical rep : "Help me lah, doc. I need sales lah. This month cannot hit target, no bonus."

Dr. Liew : "You no need to sound so sad lah. Take this antidepressant yourself lor."
Pertaining Flu Shots

Now I hope a certain lawyer didn't go round making statements to the public to go for "flu shots" when we don't even know what the agent involved in this case is.

LLB holders are not qualified to give medical advice just as MBBS holders should not give legal advice.
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Yes I hope our "lawyer" will not make any press statement ... but frankly I think he will - very good political mileage.
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With their ever keen interests to make sure we may for the MPS contributions, some lawyers already no longer "Lambat Lambat Bicara" but "Lekas Lekas Belajar" from some willing members of ours.

That leaves us Mana Boleh? Binggunglah Saya!"
Vaccine

Patient : "Doc, I'm going to Vietnam tomorrow. I read on newspaper there's this atypical pneumonia killing a lot of people. How ah?"

Dr. Liew : "Cancel the trip. Stay at home."

Patient : "But I already bought the ticket!"

Dr. Liew : "Cancel the ticket. Stay at home."

Patient : "But my wife insists on going!"

Dr. Liew : "Cancel your wife. Stay at home."

Patient : "You don't have vaccine meh?"

Dr. Liew : "Read this newspaper : Causative agent unknown. Vaccine is not available."

Patient : "But my friend said his doctor gave him some injection!"

Dr. Liew : "Most probably some flu shot lah."

Patient : "Oh. So how ah? If I still go to Vietnam?"

Dr. Liew : "Then be careful lor. Stay away from crowded places. It might also help if you pray a lot."
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Dr. Liew : "ÈýÄêǰÎÒÒѾ­¸æËßÄãÒ»¶¨Òª·þÒ©, ûÓÐÂð?"

²¡ÈË : "²»¹ýÎÒÈÏΪÎÒûÓÐÌÇÄò²¡°¡?"

Dr. Liew : "ι, ÏÖÔÚÎÒÊÇÒ½Éú»¹ÊÇÄãÊÇÒ½Éú? ÒѾ­°ïÄãÑé¹ýÁË. ¶øÇÒ²»µ«ÎÒÒÑÌæÄãÑé¹ý, Ðí¶àÒ½Éú¶¼ÓаïÄãÑé¹ý. Ä㻹²»ÏàÐÅ? Äѵ½Ä㻹ҪµÈµ½Éö²¡·¢×÷, ¿³µôÊÖ½Å, äÁËË«ÑÛ²ÅÈ¥µÇ±¨Ö½½ÐÈË¿ÉÁ¯Äã, ¾èÇ®¸øÄãÏ´Éö²Å¸ÊÔ¸? µ½Ê±¹í²Å»á¿ÉÁ¯Äã. È˼Һ޲»µÃÄã¿ìµãËÀµô²ÅÕæ!"

²¡ÈË : "²»¹ýÎÒÄÇÌõ¶«Î÷»¹ºÜ׳à¸."

Dr. Liew : "ÄÇ÷áÄã¾ÍµÈ¿©! µÈµ½ËüÕæµÄû¾Èʱ²Åáá»Ú¿©!"

²¡ÈË : "ÌÇÄò²¡Ã»ÓеöϸùµÄßã?"

Dr. Liew : "È˼ҰÙÍò¸»ÎÌ»¼ÉÏÌÇÄò²¡Ò²Òª³ÔÒ©³Ôµ½ËÀΪֹ. ÄãÕâÑùÇî, »¹ÌìÌìÔÚÄDZ߷¢°×ÈÕÃÎ, ÕæÊǰ׳Õ."

Sunday, March 16, 2003

SARS

World Health Organization issues emergency travel advisory
Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) Spreads Worldwide

15 March 2003 | GENEVA -- During the past week, WHO has received reports of more than 150 new suspected cases of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS), an atypical pneumonia for which cause has not yet been determined. Reports to date have been received from Canada, China, Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of China, Indonesia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, and Viet Nam. Early today, an ill passenger and companions who travelled from New York, United States, and who landed in Frankfurt, Germany were removed from their flight and taken to hospital isolation.

There is presently no recommendation for people to restrict travel to any destination. However in response to enquiries from governments, airlines, physicians and travellers, WHO is now offering guidance for travellers, airline crew and airlines. The exact nature of the infection is still under investigation and this guidance is based on the early information available to WHO.

All travellers should be aware of main symptoms and signs of SARS which include:

Suspect Case

A person presenting after 1 Feb 2003 with history of :

- high fever (greater than 38 degree Celcius)

AND

- one or more respiratory symptoms including cough, shortness of breath, difficulty breathing

AND one or more of the following:

- close contact* with a person who has been diagnosed with SARS

- recent history of travel to areas reporting cases of SARS

*Close contact means having cared for, having lived with, or having had direct contact with respiratory secretions and body fluids of a person with SARS.
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Dr. Liew : "ÍÛ! ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ..."

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Dr. Liew : "ÍÛ! ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ..."

YS : "²»ÒªÐ¦À²! ×ßÀ²Äã!"
Pillion Rider

Saw a woman, pillion rider, in grey T-shirt.

She was raising her left arm. I thought she was signaling that the bike was going to turn left.

She continued to raise it till her left arm was pointing at the sky. Hmm...

Suddenly I noticed she was scratching her left armpit with her right hand!!

POOO... UEEEKKKKK!!! There goes my lunch!